Listen up, fuckstick.
The World is now an extremely dangerous, unsafe place for women.
There are rapists everywhere. Every man is a potential rapist. The United States is a full-fledged #RapeCulture.
We must do everything we can to make all women feel safe, comfy and secure at all times.
That’s why, effective immediately, I will be slicing off my ballsack. Each testicle is a symbol of patriarchy, a source of testosterone production, and thus the potential to drive me into a rayp-frenzy whenever I see a hot girl wearing a skimpy outfit.
If you consider yourself a #MaleFeminist then I highly urge you to physically castrate yourself.
It’s simply not enough that we have already been chemically castrated and culturally brainwashed.
We must now join in #Solidarity by investing all of our time, energy, strength and money into supporting strong, independent women who are equal to men—except for the fact that they need constant protection and encouragement.
Women are equal to men but they can never be exposed to harm. You must never punch a women in the face. You can never hit a girl. Any harm towards women, especially #curvywomen, whether it be emotional, or physical or satirical, must be treated as a Felony offense.
We must march and resist the Patriarchy, the Trump family and their racist, White Supremacist, male chauvinist patriarch, Donald.
We must fight and march and make the most fucking annoying protest signs and chants. We must torch cars of all shapes and sizes. We must use violent civil disobedience to protect #WomensEquality and #WomensRights. We must overthrow the male-dominated government and turn it ALL FEMALE. There is not enough female leaders in government and business. All CEOs, politicians, military generals and scientists MUST be women. Even better if they are Women of Color or Plus-Size.
So let’s take the crucial first step, my gender-fluid otherkin. Slice your nuts off now, donate all your money to women, and if you are brave enough: just kill yourself. There’s too many men in this world and we must step aside. It is HER TURN to rule, to run the show, to lead. It is Her Turn to make history.